How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.