What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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They're always rushin.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

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Jiu Jitsu.

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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!