Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting