Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)