What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.