What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.