What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies