What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies