What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies