11+ Funny Mention Jokes - Curious United

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"