Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.