Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !