Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.