What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Deaf Dog Jokes More Deaf Dog Jokes

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.