What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.