What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...