What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...