Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.