Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.