What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!