What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.