What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.