How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.