What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What do you call a scary bee?

A boo bee.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.