What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!