What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking