Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River