What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'