What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Milked out!

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone