What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"