What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

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