What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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Anything to ease the pain.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.