What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich