How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances