How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher