Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.