Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!