Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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My zipper.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.