Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery