Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.