Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.