How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs