In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Coffee Mug
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve."
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Practice makes perfect."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You owe Eve an O.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They really raised Cain.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple !
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
It's Christmas, Eve.
They lived harpily ever after!
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Let us spray!" replied the other.
I replied, "None of them... yet."
New Ears Eve
An ENTmoot.
Because they were Russian!
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because property is theft.
