What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!