What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish