What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.