What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*