What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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Who drives?

The police officer

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!