What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.