How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

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How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.