How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*