How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."