First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
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The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
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A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
A cuck has a girlfriend.