A cuck has a girlfriend.
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First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
A rental car can go anywhere
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His matey told him he needed an iPatch
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A 4chan teller.
A 4chan!
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking