Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.