How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.