How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.