What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !