What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.