Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?