How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!