What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.