What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..