What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!