Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
change??
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
They're all too afraid of change.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Colonel, sir.
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One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
