How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.