What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth