Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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NOT MOVIES

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It is about 2 hours long.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you do with dead chemists?

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Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe