What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.