Lithium and Iron
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Because they're hard to iron.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
