What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!