What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)