What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.