Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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A roamin' Catholic.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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An English sleep dog.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..