Detonate Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.