Detonate Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*