What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.