What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre