What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre